Phil likes to burn T-Freds

Tale of the Tape.....


PHIL KAISER

6 ft 170 pounds (When bloated)
Hair Color: None
Finishing Move: Kaiser Clutch

VS.

Tyler "Greasy Bear" Frederick

5 ft 8 170 pounds
Hair Color: Black
Finishing Move: his bad breath





Thought this was worthy of a entry...GOOD JOB KAISER



Thought it would be funny....add too or rip someone new

Tfreds

Assets: Has savvy Xbox skills. Good at taking beaks. Worlds slowest talker.

Flaws: He has and never will be the funny guy in the room. His beaks are defensive in manner. He lacks offensive ability and overall polish in his beaks. He also takes years to prepare ...due to his abundance of creams, gels, hair dryers and overall grooming.

Career potential: First line hetero gay friend. Might fit 2 toonies in one nostrel (this would make him very happy).