Mega Dork

Well....look what we can across in our spare time....A creepy picture out at Craven of everyones worst offender..... t-freds......or popularly known as......fredphone, 0.5, titty boy, and now megaphone......(also notice the half smoked dart, greasy hair and sweaty pits)

The real question is.....what was megaphone saying into the megaphone? Was he telling girls his stories of Europe? Was he getting people in line to see the toonie up the nose trick? or by chance was he explaining how he can grow a beard of back hair in a few short hours? All very reasonable guesses.......I have two theories of my own........A) He lost his hair product, blow dryer, and small mirror (given to him by his mom) and was generally concerned.....or B) Was in a heated debate with himself on why he felt Facebook was a easier place to creep on broads than Hi5.....

I guess we will never know exactly what our slow talking, simple minded friend was saying......but that won't stop us from wondering...thankfully knowing megaphone as well as we do...we can assume it was nothing smart, logical or well thought out..........